What is the deal with getting attacked at your own concert? Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher is using alternating sessions of football and Seinfeld to recover from the attack he suffered over the weekend. Posting on his blog, Gallagher had this to say about the getting over the upsetting event:

“Nowt down today, droogs. Spent all day in bed suffering from my severe tickling at the hands of that drunken Canadian who, it transpires, is a grown man of 47 years!! (And I thought I was the oldest person at our gigs!) In his defence though, he's probably having one of those mid-life crises things. Apparently it's on YouTube. Imagine doing an assault on world television!? Did get to watch four 'Seinfeld's though. And some American football, so not too dissimilar to a normal day back home. Have to get another check up tomorrow. I'm gonna ask for new bionic ribs. Apologies for blowing out the show in London (that's London in Canada). You can thank your comrade from Toronto for that. We will return though. Probably in December. Anyway, gotta go. These painkillers are kicking in again."

I can understand that he’d want to watch some football to work on his evasion skills, but Seinfeld is a mystery to me. Comedy is terrible for someone with cracked ribs. Maybe he was watching the later seasons. [NME]