The NME Cool List. Great. It's like junior high but for adults (Do you think I'm good-looking? Y or N). For what it's worth, the list is in the new issue which hit newstands today. Or if you don't want to buy it, we've got the list here.
According to Drowned in Sound, which provides said list in non-NME magazine form, the magazine asserts on this year's list that "Punk Is Cool.' Sorry, NME, looks like The Washington Post scooped you on that story. "Thirty years after the height of punk there are a whole load of new bands making wild and passionate noise," says NME Editor Conor McNicholas. "But it takes more than just great music to make it to the top of The Cool List - these people effortlessly set trends with every breath they take - and it's great to see that people like Keith Richards prove that you don't have to be young to do this!" Yes, Keith Richards: the coolest friggin old dude. Well, since the death of Hunter S. Thompson. And since this is America, you can weigh in on the list here, and cast your vote. Go for it! Or if you have a way with words, spout off at letters@nme.com. Maybe someone can explain how Thom Yorke drops from number nine to number 12 this year. Is there an algorithm involved in this process or what? Drum roll, please. The 50 Coolest: 1. Frank Carter '' Gallows 2. Jamie Reynolds '' Klaxons (13) 3. Lovefoxxx '' CSS (10) 4. Ryan Jarman '' The Cribs 5. Lethal Bizzle 6. Alex Turner '' Arctic Monkeys (32) 7. Kate Nash 8. Amy Winehouse (50) 9. Beth Ditto '' The Gossip (1) 10. Keith Richards '' The Rolling Stones (26) 11. MIA 12. Thom Yorke '' Radiohead (9) 13. Drew McConnell - Babyshambles 14. Prince 15. Tom Clarke '' The Enemy 16. Noel Gallagher '' Oasis 17. Hayley Williams - Paramore 18. Brandon'''s Tache '' Brandon Flowers, The Killers 19. Matt Bellamy '' Muse (27) 20. James Smith - Hadouken 21. Caleb Followill '' Kings of Leon 22. Matt Helders '' Arctic Monkeys 23. Eddie Argos '' Art Brut 24. Craig Finn '' The Hold Steady 25. Morgan Yeah? '' Does it Offend You, Yeah? 26. Simon Neil - Biffy Clyro '' (28) 27. Simon Taylor - Klaxons 28. Karen O '' Yeah Yeah Yeahs (5) 29. Kele Okereke '' Bloc Party 30. Meg White '' The White Stripes (24) 31. Tim Harrington '' Les Savy Fav 32. Gerard Way '' My Chemical Romance (8) 33. Jamie T 34. Pete Doherty '' Babyshambles (28) 35. Lou Hayter '' New Young Pony Club 36. Ian Brown 37. Joe Lean '' Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong 38. Andy Burrows - Razorlight 39. Kyle Falconer '' The View 40. Nicky Wire '' Manic Street Preachers 41. Josh Homme - Queens of the Stone Age 42. Cole Alexander - Black Lips 43. Suki - Real Heat 44. Brandon Flowers '' The Killers (29) 45. Yannis Philippakis - Foals 46. Patrick Wolf 47. Carlos D - Interpol 48. Santogold 49. Dev Hynes '' Lightspeed Champion 50. Spider Webb '' The Horrors (Last year's positions in brackets)
nice to see Santagold on there, but the list is absurd.
Dave Park
I've officially stopped caring about even finding out if the new NME hype bands are any good at all. Who are Gallows? I dunno, and I'm not gonna google it either. I feel a weight lifting...
Jeff K
Re: Selection 34. Pete Doherty. Nothing says cool quite like a coked-up has-been.
Kyle
Ryan Jarman's a legend, should have been number one.
And Yannis from Foals should be higher.
If you don't know who Cribs and Foals are, find out you idiot.
This is dumb as shit.
Hex
meg white? what the?
DEDGE
nice to see Santagold on there, but the list is absurd.
Dave Park
I've officially stopped caring about even finding out if the new NME hype bands are any good at all. Who are Gallows? I dunno, and I'm not gonna google it either. I feel a weight lifting...
Jeff K
Re: Selection 34. Pete Doherty. Nothing says cool quite like a coked-up has-been.
Kyle
Ryan Jarman's a legend, should have been number one.
And Yannis from Foals should be higher.
If you don't know who Cribs and Foals are, find out you idiot.
A Realist
Alex Turner and The Monkeys are amazing too.
Oh and Kyle?
Pete Doherty is cool.
End of.
A Realist