Newer Incubus DJ Has Life Threatened By Older Incubus DJ

    Here’s a story all lovers of bro-friendly butt rock will be interested in: Chris Kilmore, current DJ for bro-friendly butt rockers Incubus filed a restraining order against older Incubus DJ Chris Koppel after Koppel allegedly threatened Kilmore’s life over another restraining order stemming from a time Koppel spit in Kilmore’s face in 2003. This is all very complicated. Obviously the lives of DJs for bro-friendly butt rockers are very tumultous. I think the real tragedy is that someone would voluntarily allow themselves to be forever branded as “Incubus’ DJ.” [TMZ]