Farrah Coleman, mother of Akon’s child, has had a tough time tracking down her R&B-singing ex. She even threatened to publish an ad in the L.A. Times in order to publicly serve him with child support documents after her lawyer allegedly failed to find him. Shoulda just logged online, says Akon:

“I'm a celebrity. My schedule is on the internet. You can go on my MySpace, it'll tell you where I'm at!"

And though Akon’s MySpace does not, in fact, feature the star’s up-to-date itinerary, maybe Coleman would be better off serving the papers as a Friend Comment. [TMZ]