Music & Pro Wrestling Collide: CM Punk And Chris Brown Embroiled In Twitter War

    This might be the darkest episode of Hulk Hogan’s Rock N Wrestling: Chris Brown is currently in the midst of a beef with professional wrestler CM Punk, after CM Punk started calling Brown out on Twitter for not really serving much time for that whole beating down Rihanna thing. The beef seems to have reached something of a standstill, but here’s the blow by blow:

    After Brown posted some self-congratulatory stuff on Twitter following his recent singles with Rihanna coming out, CM Punk wrote, “I would like @chrisbrown [to] fight somebody that can defend themselves. Me curb stomping that turd would be a #wrestlemania moment.” That’s a hilarious tweet, because it incorporates promoting Wrestlemania into threatening to stomp a turd. Just the best CM Punk. Advantage: CM Punk 

    But Brown went off on a rant, saying that CM Punk does steroids (he does not, he is a small dude), and that because of those steroids, he can’t pleasure a woman. Really adult stuff, obviously. Advantage: CM Punk

    CM Punk then released this video, in which he says that Chris Brown didn’t pay for what he did (“Picking up trash on the side of a highway doesn’t make a mends for repeatedly hitting a woman and putting her in a hospital”). Then he ethers Brown, saying he’d like to fight Brown for real, and then says this:  

    “I will choke you out and I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.”

    Advantage: CM Punk

    Brown fired back earlier this morning, Tweeting “the video you just posted was so cute” and even tweeting “I miss the real wrestlers! (Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Brett the hitman heart, coco beware, rowdy roddy piper) #notnopunks.

    Advantage: I wanted to say Chris Brown, but he missed the hilarious pun that is Coco B. Ware’s name, so: CM Punk

    And that’s where the great CM Punk-Chris Brown Twitter war of 2012 has stalled. Imagine it ending like this:

    [via Rap Up