While it's not quite a cover-up on the level of The RAND Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, rumors of another UFO appearance was quelched in an story that would make Fox Mulder lose sleep at night. Muse, who already has one of the best live rock shows in the world, wanted to up the stakes by launching a giant, life-sized model of a UFO at the V Festival in England this weekend. It was too massive for the venues of either of the V Fest locations, and the band had to scrap the UFO act altogether.
The UFO model will be stored in an unnamed warehouse until 2010, presumably between the ark of the covenant and body of Jimmy Hoffa.
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