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moshing.jpgAre you going to a concert this weekend? Are you too stupid to figure out that crashing into people at full speed could cause bodily harm? Well then, you absolutely must read this 1,977-word article on the ins and outs of moshing.
Some snippets from the latest entry in the Interweb's ability to overanalyze silly things:
-- Wear clothes that you don't mind getting stained or even ruined. Your outfit should also be comfortable and light, since it will get hot in the pit.
-- Watch and observe from the side: How brutal are the individuals bouncing around this particular pit? Are people just having fun, or are they going for blood? There are many different types of moshing, and adapting to these is an important step if you want to enjoy it.
-- If you find someone's sneaker, wallet, or other personal belonging, it is also mosh etiquette to hold it up in the air to be claimed by its owner.
Thanks, Mom!
[How to Mosh in a Mosh Pit]
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