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Minor Threat Ice Cream Would Probably Taste Like Blood And Asphalt

It isn't real (yet), but the above dessert truck would undoubtedly sell the most hardcore frozen sweet treats known to humankind. Eating one would likely be akin to the experience of catching a stray steel toe to the teeth in an early '80s mosh pit. Some mobile cuisine entrepreneur needs to get Ian MacKaye's blessing and make that truck happen ASAP. This oh-so-clever Photoshop job comes courtesy of designer Brian Miller, who sourced the foul-mouthed line at the top of the truck from Fugazi's Instrument documentary. [Washington City Paper]