Andrew Winistorfer
Inactive Contributor

Miley Cyrus Fan Has Perfectly Rational Reaction to Miley Quitting Twitter, Threatens to Cook Cat

Have you heard that Miley Cyrus quit Twitter? Me too; I think my local newspaper even reported on it, citing Perez Hilton. At any rate, Miley's fans are like so super pissed off right now, because, like, they feel like totes cheated that their like total hero quit Twitter, and are leaving comments on her website about awful shit they'll do until she comes back to the fad-o-rific micro-blogging service.

One fan's plans totally win on the getting straight gully scale though:

"This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it's part of our culture...If Miley doesn't tweet again, this WILL happen, and I'm as serious as a heart attack."

That seems like a totally reasonable path of action to take. I mean, cat does taste delicious with a fine cheese spread, and cats are totally the worst (they're just waiting for the right time to kill us all). And plus, MILEY QUIT TWITTER Y'ALL. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?????? :((((((( [Spinner]