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Miley Cyrus: Everyday I write the book
In an effort to truly become the queen of all media, Miley Cyrus, ubiquitous teen star of stage, screen, and, um, whatever you call those circular metal objects with music on them, is expected to release an autobiographical account of her life and her journey to stardom. Expectations of ghost-writing are already running rampant, of course, but in any case, considering that Cyrus is only 15, and has probably only been tying her own shoelaces since about 1998, we are not expecting a lengthy tome.
In fact, it should sit nicely with some of the other concise music-related publications about which rumors have been floating recently, such as:
Mr. Clean: Living the Straight-Edge Life by Pete Doherty
Digital Schmigital: the Rosy Future of the Old-School Music Biz
Meat is Murder: A Vegetarian Cookbook by Ted Nugent
Keep it Simple: The Guide to Writing Monosyllabic Lyrics by Colin Meloy
Staying in the Game: How to Keep a Prolific Recording Career Alive by Axl Rose with Kevin Shields
Kids, start queuing up at your local library now!
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Cute dog!
that's the ghost writer : )
can't wait for nugent's book! also, can somebody please impregnate miley. or at least give her herpes or something. her squeekiness is f*cking annoying as hell. also, i can't curse on this thing?!
i love your coments they are soooooooooo nice miley will love them i know it because i know the kind of person she;)
miley
MILEY i LOVE miley and mandy i love u and her so i watch you shows and other show of you and they make a big deal out of the picture it is not a promblem well i still LOVE U AND MANDY well i got to watch you next video and i am going to watch some right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!p.s. i am a HUGE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!c-ya
christian
well i am back i am out of school and i am here so well do u go to school?well u r asome i now u probley dont get anough time to text to your LOVING fans but i dont now why i just said that but i sorry i am just tried well be back tomowwow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christian
Well i am back i am writing to my bigest fan ever well i hate when ppl make a big deal out of that pic that u took dont worry some ppl luv u some dont but to the ppl that write to u i am sure they luv u bunches well gtg well i will be back i a bit probley at 8:30 c-ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!luv ya
christian
i hate to be rude but miley and mandy have done nothing to show christianity and/or purity or modesty. In fact they were very rude to demi and selena, i dont think much about them.....
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