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Mild Bruno Mars Arrested For Cocaine Possession
Hate to borrow from another writer's Twitter, but our Craig Jenkins said it best: Bruno Mars arrested for cocaine possession? Finally an incarceration we can get behind. That's right, the dude behind the lamest choruses on the lamest "hip-hop" songs of the quarter* was arrested in Las Vegas for cocaine possession this weekend, after police caught him with two grams of white powder. Two grams is no joke. Or at least I think. I don't have Travie McCoy fronting me checks to buy cocaine with, so I have no idea how much two grams is. A lot? Maybe? At any rate, how infuriating is it that Bruno Mars had to put on his Mr. Cool Man face for his mugshot? He should be looking like Phil Spector, not like a high school yearbook photo. Mars is out on bail, and will presumably face charges at a later date. [Billboard]
*- That's B.o.B.'s "Nothin On You" and Travie McCoy's "Whatever the Hell that Horrible Song On The Radio Is Called"
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Haterade
stop playin, that song is called, I Wanna be a Billionaire and its good as s h i t
asdf
this article is stupid! **** U if u dont like bruno mars!
mi!
Okay, first of all. HE'S A CELEBRITY. THEY MAKE MISTAKES. Yeah, this is wrong. but he is a damn good artist. What music DO you like if not his? Or do you just to around hating on every artist? do you even know what music is? And also, you could do no better.
gotohell
You guys are so immature. Yes, we can (almost) all agree that Bruno Mar's songs are amazing but it doesn't change the fact that he got arrested for possession of cocaine. This article was just written from the point of view or someone who doesn't enjoy his music...
Olive
woah, an unexpected legion of bruno mars stans reveals itself... also that "well of hate" line is one of the more hilarious criticisms of thestorfer's writing that I've seen.
i think "Nothin' on You" is more a Bruno Mars song than a B.o.B track although I didn't think people saw it that way.
I think that he'll be big like pharrell or timbaland or kanye, so you might not like him but you're going to have to hear him day & night like Cudi would say. He does cocaine, tell me something new about artists with new money....
pixar
@ Olive: I like to think of this as written from the POV of someone who actually likes music.
Welp. There goes that squeaky clean image.
Simon
i love bruno mars and even though he got cought with cocain wich i cant even believe he would want to do something like that because hes just looks to sweet to ever do it.i still love him and everyone makes mistakes some greater than others
carmen
I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD BE IN HIS BISSNESS ITS HIS MISTAKE SO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
BROOKE