BREAKING NEWS: M.I.A. is totally preggers. Well, at least you can't blame America's abstinence-only sex education on this (save that blame for the Spearses).
M.I.A. appeared with a significant baby bump at the Diesel xXx party in Brooklyn last night. After recently getting engaged, and announcing her "retirement," M.I.A. revealed her pregnancy to fans craving an an explanation for her invisibility of late. We hope she gets enough rest in between performing to screaming hipsters.

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M.I.A is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
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And so on and so forth...