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Metallica Releasing Monopoly Game, No Longer "Metal"

Metallica recently announced the most least metal thing they've done since Some Kind of Monster: They are set to release a Metallica Monopoly game next week, so they can stand firmly alongside properties such as the NFL and I Love Lucy in getting their own Monopoly game. Expect "bus crash" and "Napster lawsuit" to be in the Chance cards, and properties such as St. Anger (the cheapest, shittiest property). [NME]

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