MC Hammer to the Grim Reaper: U Can'''t Touch This

Despite what several sites on the internet have reported, MC Hammer is not dead.
Sources close to Hammer told TMZ that people are confusing the rapper-turned-minister with a gentleman who shares his given name, Stanley Burrell.
He of the baggy parachute pants is, in fact, alive and well and about to launch a new web site called DanceJam, where Hammer will judge videos of people dancing. Hammer, himself got his start dancing for baseball fans as a bat/ball boy for the A'''s in his native Oakland, CA.
Please Hammer, don'''t hurt 'em.
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October 12, 2007 at 11:23 a.m.

Between this rumor and Fiascogate the Hammerman has been in the news a lot lately. I remember as a kid I made a whole side of a tape that was just "U Can't Touch This". 30 minutes of that song. Awesome.

October 12, 2007 at 12:48 p.m.

[...] it never happened. If that wasn’t weird enough today MC Hammer had to publicly deny rumors of his death. Thank [...]

October 12, 2007 at 1:48 p.m.

So glad to hear that Hammer is still with us.

October 12, 2007 at 4:02 p.m.

Hammer was an amazing dancer.People always talk about U Can't Touch This, but I think 2 Legit 2 Quit was pretty great too.

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