Mastodon aren't the band you'd think of when you're looking for corporate spokesmen, but if you're doing a spoof ad for a burrito joint in Atlanta called Elmyr's, you get gold by picking Mastodon. In the clip above, Brent Hinds suffers from Overwhelming Hunger Pains, which, as the ad says, can ONLY be solved by a trip to Elmyr's. Once you're full, you apparently play golf and do yoga. The thing that this makes clear: We need more face tattoos in drug ads.