Madonna, Guy Ritchie divorce finalized, A-Rod on deck?

    With an expediency that puts American courts to shame, Madonna and Guy Ritchie completed their divorce Friday morning, ensuring that Alex Rodriguez may be given license to become the next Mr. Madonna Ciccone. The divorce comes just a month after the split up was announced, and reports indicate that child custody and financial agreements have already been made. We wish both parties the best following the split: Madonna for her potential to take up with the most effeminate all-time baseball great, Ritchie for his chance to become a real rocknrolla (without any Swept Aways interfering).