You had to see this coming. The Madonna and A-Rod love affair has now taken a turn towards the Paris Hilton. An unnamed cameraman claims to have access to a tape of Madonna and A-Rod having sex, and is demanding £1 million for the tape’s release. Obtained through a hidden camera, the tape has not been seen by anyone, an Madonna’s reps denied its existence, natch. If it does get leaked, however, it may top pretty much all previous sex tapes in terms of the high profiles of its stars. How bearable the tape is to watch, however, is up for debate.