It’s almost that time of year again, folks: That pristine time when entertainers try to hone in on all the money we spend during the holidays by reminding us that they exist, and they too enjoy Christmas. Which is why Scott Weiland, a guy most famous for being in Stone Temple Pilots and being too wild in Velvet Revolver for Slash to handle, has a Christmas album coming out tomorrow. It’s called The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, and his record company is betting that what your ’90s nostalgia needs is alt-rock heros performing crooned and boring takes of Christmas songs. Is that what you want? Are you not entertained? Go to Spin to hear it, if you so dare.