Taylor Swift will never, ever, ever, ever get back together with any of the cities of men she's dated. But just in case one of those loser slacker ex-boyfriends (JAKE GYLLENHAAL) tries to weasel his way into her heart again, Samuel L. Jackson has a few words. They are her own words. With a few minor revisions, because that guy(s) is totally maybe a "lying, cheating piece of shit" (JAKE GYLLENHALL) and deserves to be out-ed as such by Samuel "we are never ever getting back together, motherf---er" Jackson.
Listen to Jackson sing-threaten with his version of Swift's hit for London's 95.8 Capital FM radio station.