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Lil Wayne's Sentencing Delayed Because The Roof Is, Literally, On Fire

Upon further investigation, it was actually the basement. What remains unchanged is that Lil Wayne has at least a few more days of freedom due to a fire at the courthouse where he was to be sentenced. Firefighters speculate that the blaze, which filled the courtroom's lobby area with smoke, started in a furnace boiler. Though Lil Wayne and his legal team had not yet arrived at the location, the courthouse was shut down for the remainder of the day and all jurors were sent home. No announcement has been made about whether the sentencing will be delayed or shifted to a new location. If you're keeping score, this is one delay for dental surgery and one for structure fire. If things keep escalating, we'll be up to Cloverfield-style monster attack in mid-April. [Rolling Stone]

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I wonder if this type of thing is common.

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And how many new videos we'll get if sentencing does get delayed again.

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I'm surprised the Twitterverse hasn't exploded with conspiracy theories yet.

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I bet all that smoke inhalation will make him WEEZY. I bet that it made him a HOT BOY. Maybe he should have MADE IT RAIN to put the fire out. There must've been a series of DROUGHTS to make things so dry. He should stop PLAYIN WITH FIRE.

etc, etc, etc

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+1 for getting through that without the obvious "fireman" reference

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