ABC has put up a mini-site devoted to revealing this season's competitors on Dancing With The Stars (does anyone under 40 watch that?), and among curveballs like Apple's Steve Wozniak, Steve-O, Jewel and her husband, rodeo star Ty Murray, and fame and celebrity toilet swirlers like Denise Richards, David Alan Grier, and Lawrence "Gentleman, Brings Me To My Next Point, Don't Smoke Crack" Taylor, is rapper Lil Kim, who apparently has decided to take time off from ripping Notorious to do some dancing. Whether or not she'll be riding on someone's coattails throughout the competition is not known at press time.
I'm putting my money on LT. Seriously, don't smoke crack. [ABC via Idolator]









