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Kontraband picks the "Dirtiest Dozen Xmas Tunes"

5:20 p.m. · December 15, 2008 · by Tony Sclafani

What better way to get everyone in the mood for holiday cheer than a list of the most offensive Christmas tunes?

Kontraband compiled a dirty dozen, so to speak, and while there are some obvious omissions  (like anything from Matt Rogers' now-banned "Rated Xmas" CD), most of the list is pretty amusing. Or pretty offensive if songs like Eazy-E's "Merry Muthaphukkin Christmas" and Tenacious D's "The Twelve Drugs of Christmas" fail to amuse you. And just in case you were wondering: yes, the Mr. Hanky song from "South Park" is on there, as is Spinal Tap's forever funny "Christmas With the Devil."

If you can't get enough of this stuff, we recommend tuning into SOMA-FM's "Xmas in Frisko," an online station that's been known to play some of these, as well as those "Twisted Christmas" songs by Bob Rivers, like "Buttcracker Suite."