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Kid Uses Creed To Scare Wolves

1:32 p.m. · January 24, 2011 · by Andrew Winistorfer

How you interpret this story depends entirely on your opinion of Creed, so here are the two different readings, presented side by side:

1. A Norwegian youth recently found himself staring down a pack of wolves while walking home (Norway has packs of wolves! Crazy!). Knowing, as all Norwegian youths know, that running from wolves gives them an invite to run you down and kill you, he took out his cellphone and played the wolves "Overcome," a song from christian rockers Creed. The wolves tucked tail and booked it the hell out of there. Even wolves know Creed are terrible, which is true, and proves survival of the fittest at last. Wolves that listen to Creed die young.

2.  A Norwegian youth recently found himself staring down a pack of wolves while walking home (Norway has packs of wolves! Crazy!). Knowing, as all Norwegian youths know, that running from wolves gives them an invite to run you down and kill you, he took out his cellphone and played the wolves "Overcome," a song from christian rockers Creed. The sound scared the wolves, and has nothing to do with Creed sucking. Because Creed rock! So hard! Arms wide open! Etc.!

So there you have it, folks. Be like Glenn Beck and interpret the news on your own! [Gizmodo via Daily Swarm]