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Kid Rock Testifies About Waffle House Beating, Which Is Just The Best

11:08 a.m. · September 17, 2010 · by Andrew Winistorfer

Here is basically the most LOLZ story of this entire minute/hour/week/life: Kid Rock had to testify yesterday about a 2007 fight in a Waffle House in Georgia. The local CBS affiliate got video, and you can watch it here, and it is hilarious. "Mr. Ritchie, is it true you go by the American Badass?" Classic. "As soon as Jason reacts, I react. I ask questions later." Classic Detroit Cowboy right there. [Daily Swarm]