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Ke$ha To End Susan Boyle's Grasp On The Charts

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the only force more insidious than Susan "Oh My God, Ugly People Can Sing Too!" Boyle: Ke$ha, the hardly talented atonal mastermind behind "Tik Tok," a song I refuse to link. Billboard is reporting that Ke$ha's debut album, Animal, moved around 150,000 copies this last week, easily cruising past Boyle. Those numbers aren't official yet, so here's hoping someone, anyone, pulls an upset. [Billboard]

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Susan Boyle

Gross. What does it even mean to wake up feeling like P. Diddy? Like when you wake up with bedhead shaped like a faux-hawk?

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I think it means you've been living like a ghoul off the memory of someone you took advantage of (via Biggie).

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He cannibalizes the living as well (via The Lox, Loon, Total, 112, Mario Winans, Craig Mack, G Dep, Black Rob, Faith Evans, Da Band, Day 26, and Danity Kane).

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i'm convinced ke$ha is a robot.

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Susan Boyle has sold 10 million albums worldwide. Kesha can only DREAM of surpassing her. Ain't gonna happen!


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