Hey you. 14-year-old who likes all things terrible. You like Katy Perry don’t you? Of course you do, “I Kissed a Girl” is your ringtone. Well, you still play with dolls, right? Well how about give us $50 and we’ll give you a doll that will combine your love of the mostly awful (well, probz completely awful) musical stylings of Katy Perry and your love of Bratz.

That last line wasn’t a joke at all (insert joke about my own lack of humor here), Integrity toys has created a doll in the faux-lesbian’s likeness that they claim was an easy choice, considering:

"Her fresh attitude, unique style and fun approach to music make her a perfect candidate to become a fashion doll."

Yes, Perry certainly is “unique” inasmuch a pop singer ripping off a song from 1994 and a look from 1954 (I guess technically 2006, since she’s really aping Christina Aguilera) can be unique.

But with this doll you have to figure Katy Perry is on the way out of the pop cultural zeitgeist: N’Sync didn’t last long after dolls of Joey Fatone were released, and that led to Justin and JC going solo, Lance coming out, Chris disappearing, and Joey becoming the male version of Lisa Renna. What will happen to Perry is yet to be determined (I’m guessing a role on Rock of Love 7: Low-Level Celebrity Edition, where she competes for the love of Bret Michaels against Gary Coleman, Jose Canseco, Omarosa, and that girl that lost Flavor of Love One and Two).  

If you’re interested in the dolls, and I bet you aren’t, go here for more info.