The story that refuses to die--that Lady GaGa allegedly has a dong--has been considered by ABC News. Seriously ABC News? What the hell is wrong with you? But the story also just got a balanced opinion from Katy Perry, who had this to say to London's Daily Mirror:

"Oh, please. It's all very calculated," she told the newspaper. "She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a di--, but I am certain she doesn't."

Ms. Pot, I'd like to introduce you to Ms. Kettle. Doing a song about how your ex-boyfriend is gay and how you are a lesbian when it is needed for a pop chorus isn't "calculated," apparently. Maybe Lady Gaga's weiner story is calculated, but I can't imagine being proud that people think I'm a hermaphrodite, and being elated at how awesome that now makes me. It would be profoundly sad if it was calculated. [MTV]