Kanye West would like you to know that none of these people are him. Real_Kanye_West is not his work, and GayFishKanye most certainly isn’t him either (the "yo i'm off to meet up with some trout" tweet is a dead giveaway). Despite having a thriving blog, which is mostly written by other people, the hip-hop star is not so enamored with Twitter.

"I don't have a fucking Twitter... why would I use Twitter???,” he asks on his blog. “I only blog 5 per cent of what I'm up to in the first place.” He also takes a shot at the masterminds behind Twitter, saying: "The people at Twitter know I don't have a fucking Twitter so for them to allow someone to pose as me and accumulate over a million names is irresponsible and deceitful to their faithful users."

Perhaps that episode of South Park really did reduce West’s ego after all? It certainly didn’t reduce his anger, which has risen considerably in light of all the celebrity accounts on Twitter. "It's a fucking farce,” he writes. “And it makes me question what other so called celebrity Twitters are actually real or fake. Hey Twitter, take the so called Kanye West Twitter down now...why?...because my caps lock key is loud!!!!!!"