Kanye West has been having a rough time of it lately, but at least he won't have to worry about adding jail to the resume. West received 50 hours of community service after getting involved in what amounted to a one-sided slap fight with paparazzi at LAX last year. If West is really serious about blowing the country, he should pitch that all the laughter created by jokes about him should count as a service to the community. Given the importance of rehabilitation, here's a little help: Kanye, I'm sure you're going to finish your community service within the designated time limit, but Sean Penn's altercations with paparazzi were some of the greatest of all time. Phir milen-gay! [NME]