Kanye West and Lady Gaga to Tour Together, the Swift Decline of Western Civilization Sure to Follow

Remember when everyone was worried that the Large Hadron Collider was going to create a black hole and end the world, or something like that? In 2009, the world has entirely different worries, like what will happen when egos as massive as Lady Gaga's and Kanye West's collide onstage.

Kanye West announced on the view this morning that he would be doing a North American tour with Lady GaGa this fall, and that they would be co-headlining, and performing onstage at the same time. There aren't really more details than that right now, but if you're planning on attending try not to get too wild. You wouldn't want the pantless, disco-stick swinging, Autotuned festivities to be razed by God. [MTV]