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Kanye, Kim Kardashian Sued For Al Qaeda Ties

Kanye, Kim Kardashian Sued For Al Qaeda Ties

From our WTF News desk: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have been sued for their alleged ties to Al-Qaeda.

"Alleged" is the operative adjective here, especially when discussing the plaintiff, one Jonathan Lee Riches. He's the Guiness World Record holder as "The World's Most Litigious Man," filing over 5,000 suits in the past eight years.

The reason behind this latest suit? All American citizens are in eminent danger of the defendants. Take it way, Mr. Riches: “On 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills and I stumbled upon the defendants who were all at a Al-Qaeda secret training camp." He then went on to claim that Kanye and Kim pleaded their allegiance to Al-Qaeda, burned the U.S. flag and stomped their feet on Barack Obama’s picture, performed a concert for all Al-Qaeda members, and shot AK-47s in the air. Better hire your own lawyer, Kanye and Kim, 'cause this case is airtight.

Though in all seriousness, what should Mr. Riches's next suit be? We're all in danger of Chris Brown and Drake's respective crews? Coldplay's plot to reanimate Lenin and Stalin? Getting haircuts like Skrillex? As always, Prefix's WTF News desk waits with bated breath. [AllHipHop]

 

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