John Oates Reunites with His Mustache in J-Stache (Video)


    John Oates’s mustache is a mythical beast with special powers: I’ve heard if you stared directly at it in person when he still sported it, you were transported to an alternate dimension where you were forced to wear detective clothes from the “Private Eyes” video (this actually happened to Rockwell). Oates’s mustache is such a dominating figure in pop culture, it’s gotten its own cartoon on Funny or The trailer video for the toon is above, and in the clip we see Oates and J-Stache getting back together to get poon (not like the poon the astronauts got, but better), and fight crime (of course).