John Lydon may have fired the opening dis in what could be the leanest beef of all time. When asked by a reporter if the Sex Pistols upcoming show at Brixton Academy could be compared to the Police show there earlier this year, Lydon responded that the Police were like "soggy old dead carcasses." I'm not one to lay odds, but Lydon seems to have maintained his angry punk outlook, and the last time Sting was in a fight was Dune. For Lydon's thoughts on Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse, follow the link.