Those who saw Jarvis Cocker perform at the Music Hall in Williamsburg last night got a special treat of vintage Cocker bile before his performance of "Cunts Still Rule The World." Cocker, an outspoken Obama supporter, lambasted the American media for its negative portrayal of Barack Obama. “They’re really taking the piss out of Barack Obama (on the news) and its really not fair,” Cocker yelled. In other news, John McCain's head just exploded.
In case there was any confusion about his anger, Cocker offered this clarification: "What I am saying is kill all those capitalist bastards…and then piss on their ashes." Oh Jarvis, haven't you heard? Marxism is so 1980s. Just ask Band of Horses.