The White Stripes have only been broken up for about 13 and a half months now, but rumors of their reunion have already started circulating. And Jack White has stepped forward to make sure we all know what’s up about his former duo with Meg White. Will they get back together…
“Absolutely no chance.”
“I couldn’t see any reason to ever do that. I’m not the kind of person that would retire from baseball and come out of retirement the next year. I mean, if we went to all the trouble of telling people we’re done, we meant it, you know?
“If we were forced to change our mind about that, I can only imagine being the reason (sic), like if for some reason we went bankrupt or something or needed the cash, which would be a really sad thing, I would probably be issuing an apology along with the announcement of the show dates!”
Well, that’s that then…until Meg and Jack go broke, of course. Shrug. [CoS]