Time for a paradigm shift everyone. We had a good run. Thanks to the intrepid reporters at CNN, indie culture has been blown wide open by their special report: “Inside the Indie Scene.” Let me tell you, these guys have really done their homework. Now we’re going to have to contend with dull normals knowing about our ultra-hip secret messiahs like Radiohead, Quentin Tarantino and David Sedaris. What ever will we do? Damn you CNN, for digging right into the heart of our insular little scene. Damn you to hell!