You know how you can tell when you have too many side projects? When The Onion reports on your latest, as they have with Jack White in a spoof article that claims White is releasing an album with NBA commissioner David Stern under the name Lakota Brick. Here's a sampling from the brief but funny article:
"The Raconteurs allowed me to experiment with more of a poppy sound, and The Dead Weather is more loose and sexual. I think in Lakota Brick, with David's ability to attack the microphone, we get something completely unhinged and almost frightening," said White, adding that the band recorded its first album, Confederation Of Seven, in one week at his Nashville studio.
Go here to read the whole thing.