Chris Brown was interviewed on Hot 97 by Angie Martinez this morning, and Martinez was surprisingly forward about asking Brown about the whole Rihanna thing most of us would like to forget. Brown responded in the only way he knows how: By repeatedly saying that he's just a human (I assumed he was a dolphin, but apparently I was wrong*) and basically avoiding saying, "Yeah, I beat up Rihanna, and I am a total dick," which is what we all want. One segment of the interview is above, in case you want to hear him say, "I'm just human 4,562 times." The other two segments are below. [Real Talk NY]
*- Or high on computer cleaner. You'll never know.