Hilarious: 13-Year-Old Trashes Sonic Youth In Fan Letter

    “You are worse than Rebecca Black.”

    Directed at the indefinitely on-hiatus Sonic Youth, this comment–excerpted from a longer piece–was written by a 13-year-old and posted on the band’s Facebook page. It’s pretty damn funny when the teenage author says, “It actually sounds like a joke to me,” only to follow it up with, “The drummer is okay.” The Black Keys comment is also great. You can read the whole thing below. [DAT]

    I’m going to be 100% honest with you.

    I’m 13. I have a little band. We are so much better than you. Honestly. You are the worst band I have ever seen in your entire life. You are worse than Rebecca Black. The bass player just hacks the bass and plays one chord. The guitar players are playing out of tune guitars and… well not even playing actually chords. I couldn’t sound worse if I tried. It actually sounds like a joke to me. The drummer is okay. But honestly the vocalist is completely out of tune. Oh and The Black keys have two people and are better than you.

    From: Me, and pretty much everyone else who has accidentally stumbled upon your terrible music.