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Heidi Montag's Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies

Professional set of white teeth Heidi Montag found out the hard way that playing a super-bitch on TV doesn't translate to album sales: her Superficial album sold less 1,000 copies, clocking only 658 downloads, and less than 350 physical sales. Which is just kind of sad, in a way, since she probably, deep down within her plastic body, actually thought she'd be a famous musician. People need to remember: getting followed by paparazzi doesn't mean you're famous enough to sell records. It means mouth-breathers like me like laughing at you taking out the trash/failing miserably at selling records. [Celebuzz]

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Heidi Montag

I wonder who bought her album

/site_media/uploads/images/users/daba/me-bermudajpg.jpg Daba

Spencer, Lauren, Brody, what are the rest of their names?

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Whoa. That's kind of more than I thought.

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Well obviously she has less than 1000 friends and relatives.........


^^good point.

/site_media/uploads/images/users/daba/me-bermudajpg.jpg Daba

Wow! I can't believe she sold that many. Well she past my expectaions. Way to go Heidi! Lol, hahahahah!


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