Busted! Poor 15-year-old Isaac recently thought he and his two friends could safely smoke a joint on his patio, but little did he know his father was coming home from work early that day. And as a result, his Christmas will almost surely be at least a bit shittier than last year.

But that doesn’t mean your X-mas has to suck. Go here and bid on Isaac’s unopened, receipt-intact, “Guitar Hero 3,” and teach this boy a lesson about this gateway drug. The veracity of this alleged father’s story is questionable at best—some of the language in here hints that he’s chain-yanking—but damn if it isn’t a little bit funny:

“So I spent who knows how many hours of my life trying to get 'Guitar Hero 3' for the Nintendo Wii for my 15 year old son who has been begging for it since he was born (well not really but he’s wanted it for awhile)…I finally got lucky and got one at EB Games …Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the backyard with 2 of his delinquent friends.”

“Now I know santa applies the ‘naughty or nice’ paradigm to determine who gets what on Christmas. My son (Isaac) hasn’t exactly been Mother Teresa this year (he got suspended for fighting in the spring, among other things) but I thought I could still justify getting him this present. Maybe it would make him stay home more and ‘rock out’ on this fake guitar thing. He pretty much spends all his free time at his friend’s house playing it anyways (while high on marijuana, I would imagine)."

“As of the time of me writing this, he does not know I got him ‘Guitar Hero 3.’ I will show him the auction once it is posted and we can watch it finish together. Sort of a ‘Father-Son bonding experience’…I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like “Barbie as the Island Princess” or “Dancing With the Stars.” These games are in stock everywhere I go, and I know he will just love them.

“Merry Xmas Isaac. I hope you’ve learned your lesson. –Father.”