Glenn Beck was on Bill O'Reilly's show on Friday, and amidst having a creepy and out of touch-off with each other, Beck presented O'Reilly with an autographed copy of Bill's own book signed by Jay-Z. O'Reilly and Beck then ponder for about 30 seconds whether Jay is a "good guy" (because rapping an anti-Bush song called "My President is Black" apparently makes you a monster in O'Reilly's eyes). Then they joke that neither of them know who Jay is and Beck displays his lack of self-realization when he says race doesn't work as a thing any more (whatever that means). Pot, introducing you to irrationally batshit crazy Kettle. [via NahRight]

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Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It's well worth the fee
So roll up and see
How they rape the universe
How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let see
But that's not right - oh no, what's the story?
There's you and there's me
(That can't be right)