Kanye West is no stranger to nicknames: Konman, the Louis Vitton Don, Ye, Yeezy, Martin Louis King, Jr. But what about the rest of us? Must we continue to suffer with stupid flatulence-based rhymes or uninspired first-name-last-name letter rearrangements, a la A-Rod, CP3, et al?
No, says a new Kanye nickname generator. It's self-explanatory: enter your name into the website's generator, and out comes your very own swag-worthy moniker you can slap onto your debut album or fashion line, complete with a lofty proclamation you can then Tweet to all your jealous friends. Let the time-wasting begin! This is Socrates Gucci, signing off. [Complex]