Gene Simmons Invites You to Pee on His Face…in Urinal Cake Form

    To promote the umpteenth and unneccessary season of his reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels, Gene Simmons has allowed his face to be affixed to talking urinal cakes in seedy bathrooms around New York. I’m not sure what the cakes are supposed to signify other than that people would apparently love the opportunity to urinate on Gene Simmons, and A&E realizes this would be wish fulfillment. But I think I’d be spooked if a urinal cake started talking to me, especially if it asked me to watch a show starring the dude I’m peeing on. [Idolator]