Cynical C-Blog occasionally runs a feature called "You Can't Please Everyone," where they compile "one-star Amazon reviews of classic movies, music and literature." This time around, they've taken on negative reviews of the Beatles' 1969 classic "Abbey Road," with really hilarious results.
"I hate the Beatles," writes one Amazon reviewer. "I’m so sorry that they never made anything decent because they are a 60’s band. Well, the 60’s is a really
bad decade of music."
"Who would buy this when you have Pink?" asks another. "Get her new album instead."
A Rolling Stones fan says the Fab Four comes up short compared to his or her heroes, because they "survive on silly little love songs, not good blues-based rock and roll."
Saving the best for last, one reviewer writes that The Beatles is "music for druggies," and says the Fabs can't compare to Motley Crew (SIC) live. Yeah, that makes sense, because no Motley Crue fans could ever be described as "druggies!"
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These stupid people on Amazon are just idiots. They should wake up as of The Beatles have brought great music and a revolution to this world. The 60's are a great decade for music and today's music is bad. So The Beatles are the biggest rock band. You don't see Pink or Motley Crue with thier own Rockband video game do you?