I’ve always felt great pity towards original Guns N’ Roses drummer Steven Adler: He was kicked out of the band for having a drug problem by three other dudes with equal or worse drug problems. Adler then took off on a quick ride to self-destruction, a worsening drug habit, and a stroke.
But the guy is still broken up about the fact that he got kicked out of the band almost 20 years ago. He cried about it in a recent episode of Celebrity Rehab, and now he’s taken to asking for the band to take him back in L.A. criminal courts: On Friday, when facing drug charges stemming from a July arrest, Adler told the judge he’d like to go to rehab, and then re-form with GNR. How the judge can facilitate that is unclear, but here’s what Adler’s attorney had to say:
"When he gets sober they'll (Guns N Roses) accept him into the band and then they'll do a comeback album and a world tour - that's the dream of Steven Adler."
That’s a hell of a dream, considering Slash, Duff, and Izzy can’t even get in the band anymore. But now that Chinese Democracy may actually be seeing store shelves, maybe Axl will see it in his dreaded (hah, pun) heart to let Adler back in the band. It’s unlikely, but what else does Adler have to look forward to these days? The Celebrity Rehab reunion show with Gary Busey? [NME]

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Poor bastard.