A cursory glance at the detailed and sometimes inane demands in this nine-page Foo Fighters 2008 tour rider might make you believe that Dave Grohl has long forgotten those days before Nirvana changed everything; those days when there wasn't even a per diem and a dollar corn dog was considered a treat. But then you'll remember that Grohl and the Foos are some funny bastards, and they must've laughed their asses off while penning this contract recently posted by The Smoking Gun. Seriously, do you really think the Foos are giving out wedgies if the 24 large bath towels in their dressing room are "new and unwashed?" [The Smoking Gun]
