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Florida Governor Considering Pardoning Jim Morrison's Dong

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Because he is probably so busy with his state and things that are happening like the housing bubble collapse and also budgets, etc., Florida governor Charlie Crist is considering pardoning Jim Morrison and his dong for an infamous 1969 indecent exposure charge that happened when Morrison pulled out his dick and showed it to a crowd in Florida. Crist is currently in his lameduck phase, being that he lost his bid at a senate seat and is on his way out as governor, so he has nothing better to do, probably. While he's at it, he should probably just pardon himself for living in Florida. Amirite guys? Boom. [AV Club]

 

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