Flavor Flav Opens His Own Restaurant

    At first, the news that Flavor Flav is opening a restaurant in Iowa called Flav’s Fried Chicken made me think, “Well, that’s certainly something Flav isn’t qualified to do.” I mean, can you trust Flav to run a restaurant, as he claims he will be, allegedly planning to work wherever he is needed. But then I realized he hasn’t been qualified for any job he’s ever had, and yet he is impossibly (in)famous and successful. So the Flav’s Fried Chicken in Clinton, Iowa will probably be huge and last for too many seasons. [AP]