Flava Flav claims to have lost his virginity at 6

Someone call the Guiness Book of World Records; we may have a new champion of youngest to lose their virginity. In a ridiculous interview that includes eating boogers on hamburgers and dog shit on Ritz crackers, Flava Flav, the loudmouth of Public Enemy and subsequent VH1 reality TV star, admitted he lost his virginity "in the bushes on a box." The kicker? This happened years before he even had a trace of pubic hair:

Flavor Flav: Nah, I'm a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

 

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

There's not much you can do at a statement like that except tip your cap. Though to use Flava's previous, slightly saner self, I must warn you: don't believe the hype (at face value at least). Still, shit went down in pre-hipster Brooklyn, man.

 

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4 Responses

July 8, 2008 at 5 p.m.

6 years old?? cripes.

July 8, 2008 at 6:05 p.m.

C'mon now! If you believe this for even a second...

July 8, 2008 at 10:57 p.m.

I think every human loses their virginity at the moment of conception. I mean, what is kinkier than being inside of a uterus? It will never happen to you again as long as you live.

Whether your entire body slides out of a vagina or you're pulled out of a hole in your mother's uterus, it's still the most crazy sexual thing that will ever happen to you. Robert Crumb, eat your heart out.

October 24, 2008 at 6:34 p.m.

seems possible to me....try growing up in the projects

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